Currently Watching: Self-humiliation, a tragdic story full of nappy hair, ridicule, mockery, and taunting... all directed towards me.
...how i long for hair longer than my eyelashes again

NOOOO!! my nappy locks! wait... that's a yes

i spy... a pasty white scalp... oh yes folks, it's ALL natural.

i know it's not 1993, but i'm bringing back sweatpaths (i'm just that influential), and don't worry, this time you don't have to be black to have one. (a river could run through that...)

almost got the eyebrows there... that could've been disastrous... concentration (i look wierd in that one...yeah... THAT'S the one people will be talking about...keep scrolling)

reverse mohawk eeeyyyyyyy... (bad idea-mundo)

ahh yes, the horseshoe. an excellent party do. (makes the ladies go crazy...i-i'm an expert... in that area...i swear...*shifty eyes*)

i'm a brown MC Hammer... except "you CAN touch this" (just barely legit enough to quit)... what? that last reference was too esoteric? i should've stopped at "this"? that really doesn't look like MC Hammer? ...agreed. next picture.

tee hee, chia pet! just add water and humiliating laughter and in MINUTES you've got bald headed fun for the whole family! available in mushroom and palm tree shapes (next time you see me, mention this and laugh... i dare you...)

ladies and gentlemen... "The Reaction Shot" ...look at those donkey teeth... (HEE HAAAAWWW! HEE HAAAAAAWWWW!!)

aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh we're both losing hair! but... i'm a chia pet... damn! (for non gp people... that's not my dad... notice how much a resemblance there isn't)

chia pet VS "pig tail shrooms"......."pig tail shrooms" win (NBA live 2k4 for xbox on the tv... goodtimes)

there's "the money shot" ........."the 'K-Money' shot"... from the forehead up i look friggin albino....suurriously

oops! wrong photo album... that's from when Anand shaved his back...half of it...

now about those eyebrows... long, full eyebrows!! friggin caterpillars

jeez... my head is so awkward. damn it!
which brings us to the end of the "Currently Watching" section of the entry...
that's also the end of the entry... adidas... i mean... adios... wait that can't be write....right

Currently Playing Property Of Gordon Goodwin's Big Phat Band XXL By Big Phat Band see related

so... who has xanga now?? everyone...

who reads mine? no one...

why do i write in it?? could you repeat the question?

yes...*shifty eyes*

Note: if you're white, you won't know what i'm talking about so read ahead. Man... post GP summers suck. We get only 1 week out of 52 where the crew is more than an instant message window, and it's friggin over! Next summer can't come soon enough. Alaska cruise is gonna be PIUMP! un...unless you guys don't come... then it'll be faggot.

I haven't listented to my music in almost 2 weeks. My currently playing is PIUMP. For those of you that only listen to one or two types of music, this might diversify your collection... shtooped

This summer is going by way too fast. If that number in elizabeth's profile is days of summer left then I have a crap load of stuff to do. As if it's not painful enough having to wait another year to see the crew, I have to read at least two books. Not to mention band camp starting soon, that should make it really easy to read a boringay book. Oh geez and i almost forgot about that interactive summer reading that ponzell gave us for ap chem.

So there's the summer plan, not to mention loads of time at kdcp.

There might more in depth entries as we get into those books and activities... phun. But i just got home yesterday, so later.

Thank you for stopping by, and not leaving a mess. Your consideration is greatly appreciated.  -The Management

i don't think i really understand the concept of a journal... i'm so freakin inconsistent with this thing. after the posting of this entry, you can't see the january entry anymore without going into the archives...(hey, i have arc-hives about my life on the internet, and regular hives on my arms...neither about my life nor on the internet)

well apparently people still come here, and with some regularity i might add. why they do is beyond me cause it hasn't been updated in 22 days. but i think i can sum up the last 3 weeks:

june 1 - registered for summer school

summer school + kdcp

sunday - watched ninja turtles II... so corny, except for that ralph nader slam

summer school + kdcp

made up a resume in which i went to everest college, where i dual majored in carpentry and custodial serivices, and minored in truck driving (i know not a real subject, but hey, not a real resume), interned at lowe's and worked at a place called Señor Pablo’s Chinese Pizzeria.

a failed attempt at being funny

anyway, so now i have one day left of summer skoo' and i leave on thursday for boston, then nj (aka New India)

that about does it for this half of the summer

maybe i won't be retarded when i come back... maybe i won't talk like a retaad... horrible joke